I MUST remember to pack a towel.
(...) Beneath that in Ford Prefect’s satchel were a few biros, a notepad, and a largish bath towel from Marks and Spencer.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value – you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you – daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have ”lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. (...)
in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
(eu COMPREI o livro, mas copiei este pedaço de um exemplar pdf que sim, já anda a circular na net. Já não há respeito pelos autores. Halas... pode ser que um dia possamos fazer o mesmo com o dinheiro: querer e descarregar, sem dar nada em troca.)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value – you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you – daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have ”lost”. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. (...)
in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
(eu COMPREI o livro, mas copiei este pedaço de um exemplar pdf que sim, já anda a circular na net. Já não há respeito pelos autores. Halas... pode ser que um dia possamos fazer o mesmo com o dinheiro: querer e descarregar, sem dar nada em troca.)
16 Comments:
esse tal "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy" é 1 livro d ficção, né?
va la! á sério ...
Quanto daquilo que tu ACHAS que é real será, na verdade, FICÇÃO?
touché!
antes k seja mal interpretado ... o k ponho aki em causa nã é, se existe ou nã vida out there, mas sim ... os factos e as coisas k esse tal Douglas Adams pôs no livro.
"you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta" ... ele baseou-se em kê para dizer isso?
Na sua experiência como viajante-pé-rapado, numa grandessíssima bebedeira, e numa criatividade absolutamente alienígena!
oh!oh ... pela descrição, parece meu primo luis!
ao k parece vai sair o filme, brevemente, num cometa perto d si ...
Vai-se espetar mesmo à nossa frente.
nossa frente? vamos ver o filme juntos?
Claro! Juntos no mesmo planeta.
ok!
já agora. dava-me jeito se ficassemos por este planeta ...
é k d momento só tenho o meu carro e a minha bicicleta a disposição, pois, tive k deixar a minha nave espacial na oficina para fazer a revisão dos 90.000 anos luz ...
Combinado. É que eu também não tinha nada que vestir...
ouille ... nem 1 toalha?
Trapos! Só tenho trapos.
MAGNÓÓÓÓÓOÓÓÓLIIIAAAAAAAAA!!! Preciso dos teus serviços. Vamos às compras!!
Ainda bem que encontraste esses livros. sao o maximo!! Eh pena que em Portugal o pessoal nao conhece a obra de Douglas Adams.
R.
Eu avisei: é tão bom quanto isso.
Vai.
Arranca já pelo universo fora.
Este planeta vai estourar e vai mesmo...Eheehe
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