An inch and a half away.
There are three kinds of people:
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks
but dicks also fuck assholes,
assholes that just wanna shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way,
but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick
with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much,
or fuck when it isn't appropriate,
and it takes a pussy to show 'em that.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves
'cause pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
in Team America, the movie.
posted by S. at 1:32 da tarde
12 Comments:
Pussies sem dicks
Dicks sem assholes
Somos nós, assim sem vocês....
hrrrr...what a fuck is this?!
Comentário sem assinatura
Gente sem a dita dura
Sou eu assim sem você
Magnólia sem dicki
Silvia cheia di piqui
Sou eu assim sem você
lindo!
Há muito que andava para postar este excerto do Team America, um dos meus filmes de culto de todos os tempos e que, para mim, está lá em cima junto com o Sin City e Spice Girls, The Movie.
Only a step away...
Gary Johnston: But, I thought you weren't gay?
Spottswoode: This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust!
2x1:
Eu vingo-me: o que tu querias dizer era "o", "o" e "a". Embrulha.
É mais desembrulha, não é?
2x1 recomendo-te o Team America. Um filme de culto. ;P
Everyone Has Aids
by Team America
album:
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!
And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20
O que a gente precisa é de MONTAGEM! Isso é que não pode faltar!!! :P
The hours approaching, just give it your best
You got to reach your prime.
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test,
And show us a passage of time,
Were going to need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)
Sure a lot of things happing at once,
With mind, everyone what’s going on (what’s going on?)
And when every shot you show a little improvement
Just Show it or it will take to long
that’s called a montage (montage)
Oh we want montage (montage)
And anything that we want to know, from just a beginner to a pro,
You want a montage (montage)
even rocky had a montage (montage)
(Montage…montage)
Anything that we want to know, from just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)
Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out, it seem like more time
Has passed in a montage,
Montage
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